Terry Francona, on Dustin Pedroia's dance routine at the "Dancing With The Stars" benefit last Saturday night (FY ripped off his shirt and had "Daddy" glittered across his chest):
Pedroia is a moron. You can write that. He is a moron. He was dancing. He looked like a puppet on a string. He's trying to do these things with this girl he's not strong enough to do. It was hilarious.