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August 7, 2026

"Biologically Incapable Of Losing": Unstoppable Red Sox Are 26-3 and 31-5 After Astonishing 13-Inning Walkoff; Postseason Odds Up From 9% to 97%


Since the Red Sox lost to the Rockies way back on June 24, the team has won 31 of 36 games, a streak that includes a franchise-tying 15-game winning streak. It is the best 36-game stretch in team history.

Boston is 17-0 against first-place teams in that span, and is the first team to record six sweeps of first-place teams in one season since divisional play began in 1969 – and they accomplished that feat over only six weeks.

June 25-28:       Swept 4 games from first-place Yankees
July 7-9:         Swept 3 games from first-place White Sox
July 17-19:       Swept 4 games from first-place Rays
July 31-August 2: Swept 3 games from first-place Dodgers
August 4-6:       Swept 3 games from first-place White Sox

The Red Sox have won nine straight series, the second-longest streak in team history; the 1912 team won 11 consecutive series from August 4 to September 15, 1912.

Boston has won its last 28 games in which they score at least four runs. And the Red Sox have won 26 of their last 29 games, something only three other teams have accomplished in the last 73 seasons (1977 Royals, 2002 Athletics, 2017 Clevelands).

Boston's record stands at 63-51; they are five games behind Tampa Bay and a mere half-game behind the Yankees. While Boston has gone 31-5, the Rays have gone 24-15 (third best in MLB). A 63-51 record would easily lead both the AL Central (by four games) and AL West (by five games).

After games of June  24: 1st Yankees (48-31), 15.5 GA of 5th Red Sox (32-46)
After games of August 6: 2nd Yankees (64-51), 0.5 GA of 3rd Red Sox (63-51)

Since June 24, the Red Sox are fifth in MLB in on-base percentage, fourth in slugging percentage and third in runs scored. Before their hot streak started, they were projected to have a 9% chance of making the postseason. Those odds now stand at 96.1%, with a 15.3% chance of winning the pennant and a 7% chance of winning the World Series.

J.P. Long (@SoxNotes) states: "The Red Sox are the 26th team in the World Series Era (1903-present) to go 30-5 or better in a 35-game stretch. Each of the other 25 made the Postseason (10 of them won the World Series)."

Boston's 12-11 victory last night at Fenway (against the AL-Central leading White Sox) was the most impressive victory in [fill in the blank] years:

Chicago White Sox – 004 120 000 211 0 – 11 13  1
Boston Red Sox – 002 301 001 211 1 – 12 16 2

I've loved looking at linescores for all sorts of oddities for nearly a half-century, and it fuckin kills me  that I can no longer enjoy extra-inning linescores because Commissioner Asshole Motherfucker decided that one of the most foundational rules of the game should suddenly change – for no meaningful or logical reason and no observable or measurable benefit – if there is a tenth (or later) inning. It means I can't fully enjoy the Red Sox's linescore above, or this minor league game from roughly a month ago (July 4):

Great Lakes - 000 300 020 121 21 - 12 17  3
Fort Wayne  - 120 000 000 121 22 - 13 15  1

If this had happened when all innings were created equal, it would be mind-blowing. Instead, it's a cute curiosity.

The quote in the post title comes from Reddit: "This team is biologically incapable of losing. I have no idea what happened to them."

Meanwhile, in MFY-land:



September 23, 2025

In 2026, Our Robot Ump Overlords Arrive! Meekly Peek Their Heads Through The Doorway

MLB's Competition Committee has approved the limited use of an automated ball-strike challenge system for the 2026 season by a vote of 7-4. MLB owners, in control of a six-seat majority on the 11-member committee, all voted in favour of robot umps.

So – at long last – has MLB finally decided to join the 21st century (with 1/4 of it in the rear view mirror), acquire some long-overdue common sense, and agreed that baseball games should be decided by baseball players? . . . Not quite.

The new ball-strike system will allow each team only two challenges per game. Only batters, pitchers and catchers will be allowed to make a challenge (by tapping their head). If a challenge is successful, that team will retain its challenge. And a team will lose a challenge if it questions a call and the call is upheld.

Commissioner Ruining-Baseball-Every-Single-Day stated: "I commend the Joint Competition Committee for striking the right balance of preserving the integral role of the umpire in the game with the ability to correct a missed call in a high-leverage situation, all while preserving the pace and rhythm of the game."

Manfred will sleep soundly next season knowing the human element will still hover malevolently over the game, ever ready to inject itself into a game and fuck up the result, angering and frustrating millions of fans, every time. Umpires will still change the outcome of dozens of games (and act as smug as shit while doing it, of course) by blowing calls on pitches that are either not challenged or cannot be challenged (if a team has used up its opportunities). What good is finally adopting a sensible system for making correct calls but deciding to use it on an severely limited basis?

Does Manfred understand that there doesn't need to be a "high-leverage situation" for a missed call to change the outcome of a game? Maybe? Who knows? A blown call on a 1-0 or 0-1 pitch has a strong chance of changing the outcome of a plate appearance.

2025 MLB Stats (through Monday September 22):

First Pitch
After 1-0: .256/.376/.432
After 0-1: .217/.263/.344
1-0 Pitch
Ball 2-0: .267/.500/.467
Strike 1-1: .223/.302/.363
0-1 Pitch
Ball 1-1: .223/.302/.363
Strike 0-2: .166/.199/.256
2-1 Pitch
Ball 3-1: .256/.592/.454
Strike 2-2: .179/.286/.291
Teams should be allowed two challenges per batter – though, as we've all seen too many times to count, that might not even be enough.

The Worst Calls of 2025 (So Far)

Jeff Passan, ESPN:

The ABS system uses similar technology to the line-calling system in tennis, with 12 cameras in each ballpark tracking the ball with a margin of error around one-sixth of an inch. The ABS zone will be a two-dimensional plane in the middle of the plate that spans its full width (17 inches). The zone's top will be 53.5% of a player's height and the bottom 27%.

Teams that run out of challenges over the first nine innings will be granted an extra challenge in the 10th inning, while those that still have unused challenges will simply carry them into extras. If a team runs out of challenges in the 10th, it will automatically receive another in the 11th – a rule that extends for any extra inning.

During the league's spring training test this season, teams combined to average around four challenges per game and succeeded 52.2% of the time, according to the league. Catchers, whose value in framing pitches outside the zone to look like strikes could take a hit due to the new rule, were the most successful at a 56% overturn rate, while hitters were correct 50% of the time and pitchers 41%. . . .

Big league umpires call roughly 94% of pitches correctly, according to UmpScorecards.

That sounds nice, but what percentage of close pitches are called correctly? And how bad are the worst umps in that department? Pitches way outside, down the middle, and in the dirt, etc., make up a large percentage of that 94%. That's not what I care about.

The human eye is simply not sophisticated enough to determine (with the degree of accuracy necessary to properly umpire a major league baseball game) whether a pitch thrown at 85-105 mph is a strike or a ball. The technology exists to make those calls accurately – today's vote shows that MLB knows this is true – so MLB should simply stop having umpires attempt to do what evolution has not allowed human eyes to do.

This decision, while certainly a step in the right direction, is too small of a step. It ensaures that human umpires will continue to miss hundreds, if not thousands, of pitches in 2026, which will inevitably change the outcome of numerous games.

Poking around the internet for this post, I discovered some news I had missed. In February 2024, Manfred stated that he would step down as commissioner when his third term ends in January 2029! . . .  I'd be tempted to give baseball another chance if the next commissioner gets rid of the extra-inning runner. Maybe the robots will be working full-time by that time.

October 26, 2024

Schadenfreude 354 (A Continuing Series)

Game 1
Yankees - 000 002 000 1 - 3 10  1
Dodgers - 000 010 010 4 - 6  7  1


Yankees Blow Game 1 Of World Series On Freddie Freeman's Walkoff Grand Slam
Mark W. Sanchez, Post

After a 15-year wait, the Yankees returned to the World Series with a classic. 

And with the kind of emotional roller coaster and dizzying devastation that can only be delivered in October. . . .

[T]he Yankees squandered one-run leads in the eighth and 10th innings and let Game 1 slip through their fingers with one Freddie Freeman swing at a sold-out and shaking Dodger Stadium on Friday night. 

The Yankees were stunned by a walk-off grand slam, Freeman pouncing on the first pitch he saw from Nestor Cortes, for a 6-3, gut-punch of a loss . . .

In the bottom of the 10th, Jake Cousins walked Gavin Lux before Tommy Edman singled. In came Cortes, fresh off a flexor strain, who did his job against Shohei Ohtani with Alex Verdugo's assistance. The left fielder crashed into the foul wall and tumbled over it for a remarkable grab. . . . Aaron Boone's decision to go with Cortes over Tim Hill did not work out when Freeman blasted Cortes' fastball into the Los Angeles night. . . .

This all-timer included . . . Juan Soto defensive deficiencies leading to the first Dodgers run . . . an Ohtani demolished double leading to the tying run; a Gleyber Torres deep drive that turned one fan into Jeffrey Maier, reaching out and gloving a ball that was ruled a double; and Aaron Judge getting his chance and letting it go, all before the 10th-inning uppercut. . . .

In such tight contests, small mistakes are magnified, and the Yankees made those small mistakes. 

The Dodgers tied it in the eighth with some help from sloppy defense. Ohtani sent a double off Tommy Kahnle and off the right-field wall that Soto handled and threw to second. The ball deflected off Torres' glove and bounced into no-man's land, allowing Ohtani to take third. The extra 90 feet mattered when Luke Weaver entered and allowed a Mookie Betts sacrifice fly. 

The Yankees came maybe a foot shy of retaking the lead in the top of the ninth when Torres smacked a deep fly ball to left-center. It had a chance and ended up in the glove of a fan — who had reached into the field of play for the souvenir. Torres was only awarded second base and stranded on third, Judge popping out with the bases loaded.  . . .

The Dodgers' run against [Cole] came in the fifth, when Kiké Hernandez sent an extra-base hit into the right-field corner. Soto went for the catch rather than the carom, the ball just out of reach and Soto running past it. The overrun allowed Hernandez to wind up at third with a one-out triple. Will Smith lifted a fly ball down the right-field line that became a sac fly when Soto hurled a two-hop throw home that arrived too late, the game's first run scoring. 

The last four runs would hurt the most.


Michael Kay, YES Hosts Eviscerate Aaron Boone Over Costly Nestor Cortes Decision
Ted Holmlund, Post

Aaron Boone blew it.

That was the evaluation of Michael Kay and his YES Network compatriots regarding Boone's questionable decision to bring Nestor Cortes in during the bottom of the 10th inning in what became a Yankees' 6-3, 10-inning loss to the Dodgers in Game 1 of the World Series in Los Angeles.

With runners on first and second and one out, Boone decided to take out righty Jake Cousins and go with Nestor Cortes, who hadn't pitched in a game since Sept. 18 . . .

Cortes got Ohtani to fly out to left field, thanks to an incredible catch by Alex Verdugo, who fell out of play in left field but held on to the ball . . . Boone then intentionally walked Mookie Betts to load the bases so Cortes could face lefty slugger Freddie Freeman. Freeman sat on a first-pitch fastball and made Cortes and the Yankees pay, blasting the game-winning grand slam.

After the brutal loss, Michael Kay ripped Boone's decision and said he should have gone with lefty Tim Hill, who was warming up in the bullpen at the same time as Cortes.

Ohtani entered his at-bat going only 2-for-12 against Cortes . . . "I don't care what the numbers say about Nestor Cortes [against Ohtani]," Kay said. "He hadn't pitched since September 18. Those numbers against Ohtani were every five days [with Cortes as a starter]. Tim Hill has been lights out for the Yankees. That's the guy you bring in. I don't care about sim games. I don't care how he looked in the bullpen. That did not seem to be the move to make." . . .

Kay and [Jack] Curry also said Boone's decision to pull a dominant Gerrit Cole after just 88 pitches was the wrong move because it pushed everyone in the bullpen to come in sooner. . . .

Kay said the Yankees blew a big chance to take advantage of a strong start by their ace, who was pulled after giving up a single to the first batter in the seventh inning despite allowing just one run. "When you get a start like you did out of Gerrit Cole, you got to win that game," Kay said . . . "Probably should have gone longer . . . This one stings." . . .

John Flaherty said this was a "brutal" loss for the Yankees . . .

Derek Jeter Rips Aaron Boone For Costly Yankees Decision: 'I Don't Know What Reason'
Ryan Glasspiegel, Post

Boone pulled Gerrit Cole in the seventh inning, having given up just four hits and one run on 88 pitches, after the starter gave up a leadoff single to Teoscar Hernandez.

Speaking on Fox's World Series postgame show, Jeter shredded the decision.

"Look, I know we talk about this all the time and I don't want to be one of those guys who says, 'Back in the day when we played …' but we were talking about how when we played the Mets in 2000 Al Leiter pitched Game 6 and threw 140-something pitches," Jeter began.

"Gerrit Cole was dominating this game. He was dominating the game! And if you take him out after 88 pitches for I don't know what reason, it's a domino effect on not only this game tonight, [but] tomorrow's game and the rest of the series. I just think when you have someone who's dealing like Gerrit Cole was dealing tonight, you leave him out there as long as you can." . . .

The immediate "domino effect" that Jeter is referring to is that the Yankees ran out of pitchers.

From the seventh through the ninth innings, the Yankees burned Clay Holmes, Tommy Kahnle and Luke Weaver. The game went to extra innings and with a 3-2 lead in the bottom of the 10th, Boone brought in Jake Cousins.

With the Dodgers having first and second with one out, Boone then turned to Nestor Cortes for the high leverage situation to face the powerful trio of Shohei Ohtani, Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman. . . .

Boone told reporters that he "thought [Cole] got a little bit taxed" near the end of his performance. "The last probably 20, 30 pitches, I thought he kind of grinded a little bit,'' Boone said.



Pitching in the bottom of the 10th inning on over a month's rest in a World Series game is apparently not a recipe for success.

Nestor Cortes returned from his elbow injury in time for the World Series before it was completely healed, saying he would risk missing next season with a worsened the injury if it meant he'd have a ring.

The plan got off to a brutal start in Friday's 6-3, 10-inning loss in Game 1 at Dodger Stadium, as Cortes missed with a pitch to Freddie Freeman, whose grand slam gave the Dodgers the victory. . . .

Aaron Boone defended his decision to go with Cortes — who has pitched in relief before, but spends most of his time as a starter — to face Ohtani with one out in the 10th. . . . Cortes started well, getting Ohtani to pop out to left, helped by a terrific diving catch by Alex Verdugo. Boone decided to walk Betts intentionally to go left-on-left again with Freeman coming up. . . .

"It wasn't a perfect pitch, but it was a good enough pitch,'' Cortes said. 

So far, so good, Nestor!
Jon Heyman, Post
Nestor Cortes is known for having a lot of guts. . . . But sometimes guts aren't enough.

Though it wasn't quite shocking Aaron Boone showed amazing faith in the gutsy, beloved Cortes, choosing him to pitch to Shohei Ohtani and Freddie Freeman with the game on the line in the 10th inning, it was a gamble not worth taking.

Tim Hill was ready, and that should have been his spot. Hill has dominated this October, allowing just one run in 5.2 innings.

"You can't throw someone in there who A) hadn't pitched in five weeks, and B) is a starting pitcher without a high-velocity fastball," one scout said of Cortes . . .

"He hasn't pitched in over a month!" a second scout said incredulously. . . .

Though it wasn't quite shocking Aaron Boone showed amazing faith in the gutsy, beloved Cortes, choosing him to pitch to Shohei Ohtani and Freddie Freeman with the game on the line.

Nobody in the Yankees clubhouse questioned the call to go with Cortes. Hill said, "Whatever Boonie decides, we all trust him."
Greg Joyce, Post
. . . an epic gut punch.

Nestor Cortes, who had not pitched since Sept. 18, was one out away from a save. Instead, on his second pitch of the night, he left a fastball in Freddie Freeman's bread basket and allowed the injured first baseman to enter Dodgers lore with a walk-off grand slam in the 10th inning for the 6-3 win Friday at Chavez Ravine.

For just one game, there's a heck of a lot to unpack. Here's a rundown:

— Aaron Boone might never have had to make a decision between Cortes and Tim Hill if his club had done a better job of not giving the Dodgers an extra 90 feet multiple times.

It happened too often during the season and now is magnified on the biggest stage, with the Yankees doing it twice before they arrived in the 10th inning.

In the fifth inning, Kiké Hernandez roped a fly ball to right field that Juan Soto had to run a long way for. Instead of pulling up and playing it for the double, Soto kept the gas on and still could not reach it, but could not stop himself quickly enough as the ball bounced past him, allowing Hernandez to reach on a triple.

Then in the eighth inning, Shohei Ohtani crushed a double off the right-field wall against Tommy Kahnle. Soto fielded it and fired a one-hop throw to second base that Gleyber Torres tried to backhand, only for the ball to ricochet off his glove toward the mound, allowing Ohtani to take third.

Both times, the Dodgers cashed in with a sacrifice fly. . . .

And at this time of year, when every game is tighter, the little things add up. 

— Would Boone have had to decide between Cortes and Hill in the 10th if he had given Gerrit Cole a longer leash? . . .

— Maybe Boone doesn't have to decide between Cortes and Hill if Aaron Judge had made his mark.
The game seems to keep finding him in big moments this October, but after going 1-for-5 with three strikeouts on Friday, he is batting 6-for-36 with 16 strikeouts this postseason. . . .

— Kahnle has now thrown 56 consecutive changeups. He has to throw a fastball at some point … right? . . .

— Three of the Yankees' last four games have gone to extra innings. Gray hairs for everybody.

Joel Sherman, Post

Hey Yankees, you are not in Kansas City anymore.

Or Cleveland.

The lightweight portion of the postseason program is gone and on the other side of the World Series field is a mirror image of the Yankees — just one that plays the game cleaner. One certain to make the Yankees pay for transgressions in a way that the less star-studded, less powerful Royals and Guardians could not.

The Yankees made mistakes in the field and on the bases and could not overcome it.. . .

[The loss was] a heartbreaker for the Yankees, who helped the Dodgers to this victory.

The Dodgers' first two runs came on gifts.

Juan Soto could not corral a ball twisting away from him in the fifth inning that if played properly is either caught and held to a double, but went for an Enrique Herndnez triple and Torres allowed a throw from Soto to kick away from him to permit Ohtani to add an extra base to his double on the eighth-inning error. Because they were on third, both were positioned to score on sacrifice flies.

In the top of the 10th, Chisholm singled, stole second, Anthony Rizzo was intentionally walked and Chisholm stole third. Anthony Volpe then hit a slow grounder that shortstop Tommy Edman bobbled as Chisholm scored the tie-breaking run. But for some reason Rizzo stopped before second base and allowed himself to be easily forced out. Would the Yankees have scored more if he just slid in safely – we will never know. . . .

Judge was 1-for-5 and struck out his first three at-bats. He came up with two out and two on in the ninth and a chance to break the tie after Soto was intentionally walked in front of him. But he popped out. And the Yankees simply cannot outdo their mistakes if Aaron Judge is going to continue to fail on a large scale in the postseason. . . .

Judge is 6-for-36 this postseason with 16 strikeouts. He is hitless in eight at-bats with runners in scoring position. . . .

Aaron Judge Flops In Big Spot As October Woes Continue In WorldSeries
Dan Martin, Post

Aaron Judge had the perfect opportunity to change his playoff reputation.

It came after Juan Soto was walked intentionally with Gleyber Torres on second and two outs in the top of the ninth in Game 1 of the World Series.

But Dave Roberts brought in Blake Treinen and the Dodgers closer got Judge to pop up to short to end the threat . . .

It was the latest bit of disappointment for Judge . . . who hasn't been able to break through in the playoffs for much of his career.

And his first World Series game of his career looked a lot like his prior October performances.

He whiffed his first three times at bat against right-hander Jack Flaherty, twice with Soto on first base and the Yankee trying to build a rally. . . .

Judge credited the Dodgers with throwing him "curveballs, sliders and a couple heaters all over the place."

The rough night was nothing new this time of year for Judge, who entered the game just 5-for-31 with 13 strikeouts this postseason, with a pair of homers. . . .

When it comes to the playoffs, Judge has been at a loss for a while. In 37 postseason games since Judge went deep in three consecutive games in the 2018 playoffs . . . he entered Friday just 25-for-142 [.176] with 50 strikeouts and an ugly OPS of .634.



Yankees Need To Drop Aaron Judge In Batting Order — Before It's Too Late
Jon Heyman, Post

The great Aaron Judge needs to be moved down in the batting order. Not all the way down to the No. 8 hole, a la slumping Alex Rodriguez in 2006. But down to the cleanup spot, anyway. . . .

Judge just isn't himself again this October.

In Game 1, Judge finished one for five with three strikeouts, is batting .167 this October and suffered the indignity of popping out after the Dodgers intentionally walked Juan Soto to get to him during the Yankees' 6-3, extra-inning loss Friday night. . . .

Yankees Lose Game 1 World Series Lead After Gleyber Torres' Awful Error
Matt Ehalt, Post

Another Yankees defensive lapse burned them.

A Gleyber Torres error in the eighth inning led to the Yankees blowing their one-run lead, and the Dodgers evening the score at 2-2.

It marked the third defensive blunder by the Yankees and the second that led to a run, with Juan Soto playing a double into a triple, resulting in the game's first run in the fifth inning.

With the Yankees leading, 2-1, with one out and none on in the eighth, Shohei Ohtani almost homered off reliever Tommy Kahnle, but instead settled for a ball off the wall. Soto could not grab the ball cleanly and fired to second late, and Torres nonchalantly attempted to snag the ball on one hop without getting his body in front of it.

The ball skipped away from and moved Ohtani to an unoccupied third with one out. Mookie Betts followed with a sacrifice fly off Yankees closer Luke Weaver to tie the score . . .

Gleyber Torres' Crucial Miscue Spoils His Big Offensive Night
Zach Braziller, Post

Game 1 of the World Series provided the entire [Gleyber] Torres experience.

Unfortunately for the Yankees, Juan Soto's throw that Torres couldn't handle contributed to their heartbreaking 6-3 loss at Dodger Stadium in a major way.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, he couldn't come up with a Soto throw at second base, allowing Shohei Ohtani to reach third base on a double with one out.

The next batter, Mookie Betts, then tied the game with a sacrifice fly. . . . Soto was charged with an error on the throw. Torres said he never saw the ball after it caromed toward the mound. . . .

The following frame, Torres nearly went deep with two outs, his drive going over the left-center field wall when a Dodgers fan reached over. It was ruled fan interference on the field and upheld after a review. . . .

'Awful' Umpire Torched For Brutal Strike Zone In Yankees-Dodgers World Series Game 1
Dylan Svoboda, Post

It didn't take long for the ump show to take over in Game 1 of the World Series on Friday night. 

Home plate umpire Carlos Torres didn't make it through the first inning of the Fall Classic before an egregious call behind the dish.

With two on and two outs in the top of the first inning, Jazz Chisholm showed bunt on the first pitch out of Jack Flaherty's hand, pulling the bat back before the pitch reached the batter's box. Despite being a few inches outside and a tad bit low, Torres called the offspeed pitch a strike, putting Chisholm down 0-1 in the count.  Chisholm would ground out to second base on a ball in the same location a pitch later, ending the Yankees' threat. 

And it didn't stop there. 

An inning later, with Will Smith at the plate, Yankees starter Gerrit Cole threw a dart of a 98 mph fastball on the outside corner, well inside the strike zone on the Fox broadcast. Torres called the pitch a ball, puzzling both Cole and catcher Austin Wells. 

But that wasn't all. On the very next pitch, Cole threw another fastball in essentially the same exact spot — this time, Torres called it a strike. 

Torres made it three straight innings with a terrible ball-strike call, with Juan Soto hitting in the top of the third, giving the two-finger strike call on a pitch that appeared to be a full baseball outside. . . .

"This is [too] high level of a game for Carlos Torres to be working the plate, let alone working. He's an awful umpire, he's terrible to work with and hasn't earned anything," [ex-MLBer Eric] Hosmer wrote on the platform. "Can't keep missing these pitches. 0-1 versus 1-0 huge difference let alone with a guy like Juan Soto at the plate. It's [too] long of a road for these teams to get here, [too] much on the line and we can't have it."

October 25, 2024

World Series: Dodgers / Yankees

The 120th World Series begins tonight in Los Angeles.

It will be the 12th time the Brooklyn/Los Angeles Dodgers and the New York Yankees have met in the fall classic. An average of once per decade. In reality, it's been 43* years since the two teams clashed in October, and half of those meetings occurred in a 10-year mid-20th century span. Yes, from 1947-1956, the Bums and Bombers battled six times -- back in the good old days, when the sport enjoyed a robust competitive balance that no longer exists.

*: RIP Fernando Valenzuela (1960-2024).

ESPN has a big preview with predictions of how everything will shake out. The pick of who will bring home the Piece of Metal™ was split 7-7:

Yankees in 7 (5 votes)
Dodgers in 7 (4 votes)
Dodgers in 6 (3 votes)
Yankees in 6 (2 votes)

A lot of simulations were run to arrive at these %s:

Dodgers: 52.2%
Dodgers in 4     6.7%
Dodgers in 5    11.8%
Dodgers in 6    16.8%
Dodgers in 7    17.0%

Yankees: 47.8%
Yankees in 4     6.2%
Yankees in 5    13.6%
Yankees in 6    13.8%
Yankees in 7    14.2%
This World Series will also be mascot-free, as the Yankees and Dodgers are the only two major league teams without a mascot -- although the Yankees had one for a while and his name was "Dandy". (I suppose the Fox announcers do not strictly qualify as NYY mascots.)

Dave "That's The Most-Famous-Stolen-Base-Stealing Motherfuckin Dave Roberts" Roberts insisted there is no possibility Shohei Ohtani will pitch in this series. Which means . . . I'm looking forward to watching him crank five dongs in Game 7, then take the mound, and slam the door on those MFY fuckers. Hey, what if he does it Satchel Paige-style, ordering his infielders and outfielders back to the dugout before striking out the side? Well, if he did all that, he would have to kick Manfred's ass during the trophy ceremony and assume the role of commissioner himself. . . . Ah, dreams . . .

Grant Brisbee, The Athletic, October 23, 2024 (my emphasis)
This isn't clickbait. This is engagement bait. This is subscription bait. This is "sign up for auto-renew, then get you hooked on Wordle and NYT Cooking" bait. But it's also a deeper truth that resonates with a lot of baseball fans, and it goes something like this:

New York Yankees vs. Los Angeles Dodgers is the most annoying World Series matchup possible. It might be the most annoying World Series matchup ever, which seems hyperbolic until you start looking at previous matchups and realizing most of them didn't have the full force of social media or the Pundit Industrial Complex behind them. . . .

Please note that this isn't the same as the worst World Series matchup possible. . . . In the actual 2024 World Series, there will be several future Hall of Famers playing, most of them in their absolute prime, doing unreal things to and with baseballs. It's a very good World Series if you like to watch excellent players and displays of baseball ability. I'm actually excited to watch the baseball part of it, and you should be too.

That doesn't mean it won't be annoying, though. Let us count the ways. Haters, gather around. We have some hating to do. . . .
Every October, I warm my heart by thinking about Fox executives who lie awake at night, worrying about a Cleveland Guardians and Milwaukee Brewers World Series. These chuzzlewits and pecksniffs aren't thinking about the excitement a pennant would bring to the areas that haven't enjoyed enough of them (or any of them at all). They're not thinking about specific matchups and baseball-related quirks. They're thinking about eyeballs and star power. . . . This is how they make their money:

They make money from eroding your sanity. Their homes are built, brick by brick, from the ashes of your grey matter. They wanted Yankees vs. Dodgers because it would mean they could tell more people that they can have the kind of wi-fi that lets them take ventriloquism classes in their attic, where there was previously a dead spot. . . .

Sometimes I'll be falling asleep and think about "His father is the district attorney" out of nowhere. That's a piece of my brain cracking off and floating away, like a calving ice shelf, never to be the same again. Someone has to pay. Preferably, these someones would pay by getting every Guardians vs. Brewers World Series possible.

Both of these franchises stare at themselves in the mirror when no one's looking. They also do it when everyone's looking. . . . They insist upon themselves. They think they're better than you and your team. And, sure, by getting to the World Series, that's technically true, but they don't have to insist upon themselves so danged hard all the time. . . .
Yes, the Yankees and Dodgers have more resources than every other team. They spend more money. They're spoiled and so are their fans. They have advantages that other teams don't have with more visibility, cultural cachet, history and purchasing power. . . .

But that's letting the other owners off the hook. Mookie Betts is on the Dodgers because Fenway Sports Group Holdings LLC worried about how his salary would affect their abilities to add players to Liverpool and drivers to RFK Racing. They made a business decision, and they absolutely deserve to feel bad about it. . . .
But even though it has the potential to be the best World Series, it's guaranteed to be the most annoying World Series possible. The wrong people have wanted it for years. The team that wins will throw the trophy in an arrogance juicer and get a fresh glass, even though they weren't really running low. The losing team will feel even more entitled at this time next year. And at every moment, before every inning, with every joke and comment on the pre- and post-game show, you will be told just how special this all is.

Guardians in six. They have the bullpen, even if the Brewers' lineup is underrated. What a beautiful, simple and boring dream that would have been.
Reminder: A World Series on mute is an enjoyable World Series.

JoS Prediction: Dodgers in 6.

Or 7. Or 5. Or 4. Or 3. Or 8. Or 17. I don't give a fuck.
YED 2024 must not go all Great Pumpkin on us.
No.
No.
NO!

November 1, 2023

WS 4: Texas 11, Diamondbacks 7

Texas   – 055 000 010 – 11 11  0
Arizona – 000 100 042 - 7 12 1
After making history by becoming the first team to score 5+ runs in consecutive innings in a World Series game, Texas went on to beat Arizona 11-7 in Game 4 and is now one win away from its first championship.

Texas was without Adolis García's bat in its lineup, but that hardly mattered on Tuesday evening. The AL champs hit for the cycle in the second inning, grabbing a 5-0 lead. Josh Jung doubled and after Nathaniel Lowe struck out, the Diamondbacks went to the pen. Miguel Castro relieved starter Joe Mantiply (1.1-1-1-1-1, 28) and got the second out. But then Leody Taveras walked and Travis Jankowski singled in one run. Marcus Semien tripled into the left field corner (the ball got past Lourdes Gurriel, who stumbled after it). Kyle Nelson took over on the mound and for some reason, Arizona decided to pitch to Corey Seager. The soon-to-be-named WS MVP crushed a 1-0 pitch to deep center. When his third home run of the WS landed 431 feet away, Texas led 5-0.

With one out in the third, Jung got things started again. He singled to left, Lowe grounded a single to center. The Diamondbacks tried their luck with another pitcher: Luis Frías. Jonah Heim reached on an infield error by first baseman Christian Walker, who bobbled a ground ball and ended up unable to make a play. Frías struck out Taveras but, again, that third was elusive. Jankowski doubled home two runs and Semien hit a three-run dong to left.

Texas led 10-0, having scored all 10 runs with two outs. The only team to score more runs with two outs in a WS game is the 2007 Red Sox, with 11 in Game 1. The Dodgers also scored 11 two-out runs in Game 3 of the 2020 NLCS.

The Yankees are the only other team to score 5+ runs in two innings of a World Series game (Game 2 in 1936 and Game 5 in 1961).

No one is watching this World Series. Game 1 was the least-watched WS opener since records have been kept (AP: "since at least 1969"). Games 2 and 3 were the least-watched games ever, according to Nielsen records. . . . I fear this state of affairs may inspire Rob "I Hate Baseball" Manfred to invent some more shitass gimmicks to fuck up the game and make even more loyal fans turn away from the game they loved.

After three innings, I was busy with trick-or-treaters and although I checked in on the game a few times, I never went back to my scorecard. I'm assuming the final score made the game seem a lot closer than it was. Texas is now 10-0 on the road in this postseason, which is a record; the 1937-42 and 1996-97 Yankees had each won nine.

No team had hit for the cycle in a World Series inning since Atlanta did it in 1991 -- in the fourth and eighth innings (!) of Game 5. Texas also homered in its 16th consecutive postseason game (all this season), the third-longest streak of all-time. They can tie Arizona (2007-23) at 17 games tonight. The 2019-22 Yankees hold the record at 23 games.

Sarah Langs has a few more "fun facts" (which have been slightly rewritten):
Corey Seager has homered in consecutive WS games. At least one player has homered in back-to-back games in each of the last eight World Series. The last time it didn't happen was 2015.

Texas is the 10th team to hit for the cycle in a World Series inning. During the regular season, it happened 19 times, but none of those were by Texas.

Texas had 10 runs by the end of the third inning. That's the third-most runs scored through the first three innings of a World Series game, behind only the 2001 Diamondbacks (Game 6, against the MFY!) and the 1968 Tigers (Game 6), with 12 each.

Texas is also 10-0 when they score first this postseason. That's tied for the longest win streak within a single postseason when scoring first, along with the 2004 Red Sox, 2018 Red Sox, 2012 Giants, 2017 Astros, and 1998 Yankees.

Ketel Marte's postseason hitting streak is now at 20 games. With 16 straight this postseason, Marte broke a tie with Alcides Escobar at 15 in 2015 for the longest single-postseason hitting streak. Marte has also (of course) reached base in all 20 postseason games he has played. That's the third-longest on-base streak to start a postseason career, behind only Boog Powell (25 games, 1966-71) and Daniel Murphy (21, 2015-17).

July 20, 2023

Ohtani Taking Serious Aim At 60 Home Runs This Year

Through almost 100 games, free-agent-to-be Shohei Ohtani is hitting home runs at roughly the same pace Aaron Judge did last season when the Yankees slugger set an American League record with 62  dongs.

The 2023 Angels have played 97 games and Ohtani has hit 35 home runs. That pace would give him 58.5 home runs for the 162-game season.

When the 2022 Yankees had played 97 games, Judge had hit 37 home runs. (He had 34 through 94 games.)

Ohtani belted 15 home runs in June, with a batting line of .394/.492/.952 for a 1.444 OPS. His average this month is only .277, but he has a 1.109 OPS, thanks to a preponderance of extra-base hits (1 double, 2 triples, 5 home runs, and only 5 singles).

There are many articles about plausible landing spots for Ohtani, who turned 29 earlier this month, in either a trade this month (unlikely) or a mega-signing over the winter, and what those teams might need to offer. I have yet to see an article that mentions the Red Sox, even as a super-long-shot candidate. This ranking puts Boston #21, but all 29 non-LAA teams are mentioned. . . .Wait! Here we go!! A hypothetical trade:

Boston Red Sox: SS Marcelo Mayer, RHP Brayan Bello, 2B Nick Yorke, OF/SS Ceddanne Rafaela

Yes, seeing the Red Sox on this list is surprising. Boston is not the favorite to acquire him in a trade, let alone spend half a billion in free agency. But the Red Sox are playing well right now, entering Wednesday just 1.5 games out of a wild card spot. A staff ace like Ohtani would grease the wheels in their playoff hunt while potentially swaying him to stay put at Fenway and play for a big-market team.

So Boston would have to push an extremely strong offer in the Angels' direction, and it all starts with Mayer. The 20-year-old shortstop is a top-three prospect in baseball with an enormous ceiling as a potential five-tool player. Pair him with Yorke, who has been turning heads since he handled the jump to Double-A, and Los Angeles would be looking at a dynamic duo up the middle for several years to come. Throw in Rafaela and the Red Sox could be competitive in the Ohtani bidding while, of course, mortgaging their future for what could be just a two-month rental. But it doesn't hurt to dream.

No team should trade the farm for Ohtani unless they are at least 75-80% sure he would sign with them and avoid free agency. Boston is not a team like that and why wouldn't Ohtani go FA? Getting him would be a true shock, of course, and it would involve maybe three moving vans full of money. It won't happen, but fuck it, hoping for a miracle costs me nothing.

By the way, how many of you remember this from last year?

MLB Used Different Baseballs In 2022, And Juiced Ones Showed Up At Yankees Games
Did MLB Help Aaron Judge's Home Run Record Pursuit With A Different Baseball?
James Dator, SB Nation, December 7, 2022

A widespread study of over 200 baseballs used during the 2022 season showed massive variance, pointing to a "juiced ball," a "dead ball" an[d] a "Goldilocks ball." The study was conducted by astrophysicist Dr. Meredith Wills who does work for the Society for American Baseball Research, and aided by Insider — who published the report on Wednesday morning.

This isn't the first time there have been questions raised about using different baseballs inside a single MLB season. Dr. Wills previously found in 2019 that MLB was using a new ball, which contributed to baseball's scoring explosion. . . .

In 2021 MLB was forced to use two different ball constructions for the season due to production difficulties due to Covid-19 of the new baseballs. . . . The new and old balls were distributed at random, but it didn't mean players were happy. . . .

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred . . . admitt[ed] at the 2022 All Star game that MLB was forced to use the different balls — the first public acknowledgement of the issue from the league. At the time he assured fans that for 2022 there was no issue, and that every baseball in circulation for the season was of the new construction . . .

The Wills and Insider report shows that of the 200 baseball they tested from the 2022 season the majority were from the new "dead" ball stock, which MLB said would be every ball for the season. However, they also found instances of the old "juiced" balls, as well as a third construction which fell into the middle — and is being dubbed the "Goldilocks ball," for being the perfect mix of weight and velocity. More alarming is that there appears, at least from the initial data, to show huge inconsistencies in the ball distribution across MLB ballparks.

Wills and Insider found that 36 Goldilocks balls only appeared in four distinct situations:

Special commemorative balls used on team anniversaries (6)
All-Star week (3)
Postseason (14)
Yankees games (11)

It's that final point that's going to be the most contentious. Finding 11 baseballs is far from a smoking gun, but it is very curious that Goldilocks balls ramped up in use in Yankees home games as Aaron Judge was chasing Roger Maris' AL home run record. In August only two of the different balls were found, jumping to six in September, before dropping back off in October back to two. Judge broke the record on October 4.

I would edit the first sentence in that last paragraph to read:

. . . it is very curious that Goldilocks balls ramped up in use in Yankees home games – and only in Yankees home games – as Aaron Judge was chasing Roger Maris' AL home run record.

Manfred messes with the game, but it's always strictly "in the best interests of baseball". Hey, Bowie Kuhn, I know you died more than 16 years ago, but go fuck yourself. (Yeah, I'm still a little bitter. It's only been 47 years.)

Like everyone else with a connection to baseball, Judge has marveled at what Ohtani can do.

Records are meant to be broken. It's just a record. It'll be exciting for the game if he went out there and got 63-plus. We'll see what happens. . . . It's incredible. . . . I don't like watching it in person, when he's playing against us, doing what he's doing, but it's fun when you can turn on the TV and see that he's throwing eight innings, striking out 10 and hitting two homers in a game. . . . I tried a little toe tap like he does. . . . I haven't mastered that yet. I've still got a couple of more years.

Ohtani also has a seven-game hit streak, in which he's batting .429 (12-for-28) with four homers and eight RBIs.

Judge has not played in a game since June 3, but he still leads the MFY with 40 RBI. (The AL's RBI leader has 80 runs batted in.)

April 10, 2023

G10: Rays 1, Red Sox 0

Red Sox - 000 000 000 - 0  3  0
Rays - 000 000 01x - 1 5 0
Brandon Lowe's home run off Chris Martin in the eighth inning gave the Rays their 10th consecutive win to start the season. It was Tampa Bay's fourth shutout of the season. The Rays won on Opening Day 4-0; their last three games have been shutouts: 11-0, 11-0, and 1-0.

The Red Sox wasted their best chance to score in the top of the eighth. It was the only inning in which they got a runner to second base; in fact, they loaded the bases with two outs, but Rafael Devers looked at strike three.

The game took only 2:06. The first four innings were played in 55 minutes. The Red Sox's last nine-inning game that took 126 or fewer minutes to play was on September 25, 2006, when they were two-hit by the Blue Jays in Toronto in 2:03. Since 2000, they've played seven games in 2:06 or quicker.
2:02 August 8, 2000 - loss to Angels 1-2
2:05 July 12, 2002 - loss to Blue Jays 0-5
2:06 Sept. 17, 2002 - win over Cleveland 4-2
2:06 June 16, 2003 - loss to White Sox 2-4
2:06 July 28, 2004  - loss to Orioles 1-4
2:05 July 10, 2005  - loss to Orioles 1-4
2:03 Sept. 25, 2006 - loss to Blue Jays 0-5
The last Red Sox game played in under two hours was on April 22, 1999, when they lost 1-0 to the Tigers in 1:59.

Nick Pivetta (5-3-0-2-6, 83) was excellent in his second start of the season. His only clean inning was the fourth. Randy Arozarena singled with two outs in the first and stole second. Luke Raley led off the second with a double, but Pivetta got two strikeouts and an easy tapper back to himself.

In the third, he allowed a single to left-center by Yandy Díaz and walked Lowe. Arozarena blasted a 2-2 pitch to deep left-center. Rob Refsnyder – playing center field with Adam Duvall out until some time in June with a fractured left wrist – sprinted to the track and made a wonderful sliding catch a foot or so from the base of the wall. Pivetta walked Díaz with two down in the fifth before ending his day with a strikeout of Lowe.

This game was the first time this season that the Rays did not score in any of the first four innings and it was the first Rays win by fewer than four runs. Maybe my prediction of a Boston sweep was off, but could the Red Sox pitching staff really dominate in this series? (Yes, it's possible, but don't bet your house on it.)

Boston hit a few deep drives off Jalen Beeks (2-1-0-0-2, 27) and Josh Fleming (4-1-0-0-5, 47), but other than that, they didn't do much. With a runner on first in the second, Alex Verdugo hit a long fly out to the track in left-center. Justin Turner's high drive to right-center was caught on the track by Raley, Tampa's right fielder.

Boston managed only two baserunners in the first seven innings: Yoshida's leadoff single in the second, a line drive to the opposite field, and Christian Arroyo's two-out single in the fifth, a slowish roller that found its way into right.

Plate umpire Jeremie Rehak made the Red Sox's third out in the sixth by calling strikes 2 and 3 on Rafael Devers on pitches below the strike zone. Those are bullshit calls in any situation, of course, but two egregious calls, on back-to-back pitches, in a scoreless game against a guy who already has four dongs this year and hit 65 in 2021-22. It's a shitty performance worthy of a fine.


Colin Poche walked Verdugo (cbbbb) to open the top of the eighth. Arroyo flied to right. Bobby Dalbec, called up to replace Duvall on the roster, fisted an inside pitch over Díaz at third and into left. Connor Wong lined Poche's first pitch to left for the second out. Kiké Hernández (0-for-his-last 22, without a hit since April 2 and batting .097) walked on four pitches, loading the bases for Devers. He took a huge hack at the first pitch and came up empty. He fouled two more pitches off before being seemingly frozen on a 93 mph fastball in the bottom half of the zone.

Yesterday, frankly, Devers failed. He came up with the bases loaded and two outs in the eighth inning of a 0-0 game and took a fastball over the plate for strike three. The second pitch of the at-bat was even more egregious, when Tampa pitcher Colin Poche threw a 92 mph fastball exactly where he didn't want to. 

Devers dreams of getting mediocre fastballs thrown to him right there. According to Baseball Prospectus, Devers has a slugging percentage of .972 over the past two seasons against fastballs in that location. This wasn't on the corners. This wasn't a pitchers pitch. This was a straight up mistake, one that Poche probably regretted immediately after the ball left his fingers.

That was Devers' pitch to crush. And he missed it.
Lowe batted with one out in the eighth. He fell behind 0-2, took a ball, and then fouled off three pitches, the last one off the exposed inside of his right foot and causing a injury delay. He had some protection on the top of his cleat, which looked like a portion of a blue oven mitt, as opposed to some hard plastic that might actually prevent some pain. Back in the box, Lowe took ball 2 and ball 3, fouled another pitch off, and cranked Martin's 10th pitch over the fence right-center for his third dong of the year.

That one run didn't feel like the proverbial 10 at that point, but the Red Sox couldn't do anything against Pete Fairbanks in the ninth. Turner struck out looking after a called strike and a foul. Yoshida grounded out weakly 1-3. Raimel Tapia pinch-hit for Refsnyder and grounded to second to end the game.

NESN: The game went so quickly, Dave O'Brien had little opportunity to annoy me. However, the next game you watch on NESN, listen for how often OB refers to home runs. It's a lot. Soon all you will hear is OB saying "home runs" (or "pop in his bat").

I did applaud O'Brien in the bottom of the second, though. Some observers have been downplaying the Rays' start because their opponents were below-average teams. OB said that was nonsense. He said he looked over the A's 20-game win streak in 2002 and saw that only three of those 20 games were against a team over .500 and two of Oakland's opponents during that streak lost 100+ games that year. (Yep: Tigers and Royals.) OB said you never hear anyone shitting on that Oakland streak.

OB gets facts and stats wrong all the time, but he's on the money here. Which makes me think someone else looked it up and told him about it. But anyway . . . No team has started 10-0 since the 1987 Brewers. Are you telling me the Rays are the very first team in 36 years to start a season against a trio of bad teams? Of fucking course not. Yet no team has gone 10-0 in those 36 years until now. And no team in 140 fucking years has wiped the floor with their opponents as badly as Tampa Bay has murderized their foes this month. So fuck all that noise.

During inning breaks today, MLB.TV showed commercials for "Opening Week", which included on-screen graphics that stated either "Coverage Begins March 30" or "Coverage Continues". Today is April 10. Nearly half of all major league teams – 12 of 30 – have played 11 games. It's not Opening Week anymore! And it's not before March 30! How far into the season will MLB broadcast "Coverage Begins March 30"?

I like the new "Baseball Zen" clips. While I usually have them muted, they feature only sounds from the field, with no wild graphics or quick cuts. I thought (prayed) that MLB had shit-canned its moronic (and limited) "Flashback" clips . . . sadly, no.

MLB has possession of all recorded video of the sport to choose from – imagine all the rare and ordinary clips from decades and decades – and the first two Flashbacks I see this year were both Adley Rutschman being the first catcher to go 5-for-5 on Opening Day. Twice, in back-to-back breaks!

Can a clip from Opening Day 2023 be credibly described as a "Flashback"? According to a different MLB commercial, Opening Day 2023 hasn't even arrived yet!


Nick Pivetta / Jalen Beeks

First game of a four-game series.

Starting pitchers for the other three games:

0411: ________ / Shane McClanahan
0412: Chris Sale / Zach Eflin
0413: Corey Kluber / Jeffrey Springs

The Rays have won their last two games 11-0 and 11-0. The record for most consecutive shutout wins by 10+ runs is three, by the 1885 New York Giants (11-0, 24-0, 11-0).

Two other teams – 1936 Tigers (12-0, 14-0 (doubleheader!)) and 2019 Orioles (13-0, 13-0) – also have two such wins.

The Rays lead MLB in runs scored, with 75 in nine games. The Dodgers are second with 60 (in 10 games). Boston is third with 59 and their standard offensive numbers are fairly respectable.

Batting Average: Rays #2 in MLB (.289), Red Sox #12 (.259)
On-Base Percentage: Rays #1 in MLB (.379), Red Sox #8 (.341)
Slugging Percentage: Rays #1 in MLB (.588), Red Sox #3 (.473)
On-Base + Slugging: Rays #1 in MLB (.967), Red Sox #3 (.814)

Pitching, on the other hand, is a different story.

Earned Run Average: Rays #1 in MLB (1.89), Red Sox #21 (4.89)
Fewest Runs Allowed: Rays #2 in MLB (18), Red Sox #21 (47)
Fewest Walks: Rays tied #2 in MLB (20), Red Sox #19 (36)
Lowest WHIP: Rays #1 in MLB (0.94), Red Sox #23 (1.46)

Careful consideration of this information leads to one conclusion: the Red Sox will sweep the series on the strength of their pitching. Both teams will have identical 9-4 records on Friday morning.

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March 22, 2023

Manfred Has A New Excuse For Long Games: Slow Bat Boys & Bat Girls

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, in his tiredless and thankless crusade to make watching professional baseball as enjoyable as possible for fans of all ages, has identified another reason why the length of games have been steadily increasing over recent decades: the bat boys and bat girls are too fucking slow.

Well, Manfred is putting the brakes on that gravy train. He's going to make these teenagers being paid minimum wage (of course) perform like disposable Amazon employees with full bladders, who are  regularly forced to work at an inhumane pace or be fired on the spot. Remember: You can't spell Manfred without "fan".

A clarification memo from MLB states, in part:

• New standards will be enforced for bat boys and bat girls, whose ability to quickly retrieve equipment will help efforts to speed up the game, according to the memo. The league will evaluate the performances of bat boys and bat girls and could ask teams to replace them if their performance is considered substandard.

Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if Manfred decided that other people doing stuff during a major league game, like, oh, I don't know, umpires, were judged by similar performance evaluations and replaced "if their performance is considered substandard"?

At the moment, blown ball-strike calls by plate umpires are so regular you could set your watch by them. The outcome of every major league game is likely affected by the constant errors committed by these incompetent assclowns, but there's apparently nothing that can be done about it. 

However, those kids aren't part of a union, so Manfred'll happily bust their balls.

March 18, 2023

Angel Hernandez Is In Mid-Season Form (I Count 27 Missed Calls)

February 26, 2023

MLB's New Reality