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October 26, 2024

Schadenfreude 354 (A Continuing Series)

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Yankees Blow Game 1 Of World Series On Freddie Freeman's Walkoff Grand Slam
Mark W. Sanchez, Post

After a 15-year wait, the Yankees returned to the World Series with a classic. 

And with the kind of emotional roller coaster and dizzying devastation that can only be delivered in October. . . .

[T]he Yankees squandered one-run leads in the eighth and 10th innings and let Game 1 slip through their fingers with one Freddie Freeman swing at a sold-out and shaking Dodger Stadium on Friday night. 

The Yankees were stunned by a walk-off grand slam, Freeman pouncing on the first pitch he saw from Nestor Cortes, for a 6-3, gut-punch of a loss . . .

In the bottom of the 10th, Jake Cousins walked Gavin Lux before Tommy Edman singled. In came Cortes, fresh off a flexor strain, who did his job against Shohei Ohtani with Alex Verdugo's assistance. The left fielder crashed into the foul wall and tumbled over it for a remarkable grab. . . . Aaron Boone's decision to go with Cortes over Tim Hill did not work out when Freeman blasted Cortes' fastball into the Los Angeles night. . . .

This all-timer included . . . Juan Soto defensive deficiencies leading to the first Dodgers run . . . an Ohtani demolished double leading to the tying run; a Gleyber Torres deep drive that turned one fan into Jeffrey Maier, reaching out and gloving a ball that was ruled a double; and Aaron Judge getting his chance and letting it go, all before the 10th-inning uppercut. . . .

In such tight contests, small mistakes are magnified, and the Yankees made those small mistakes. 

The Dodgers tied it in the eighth with some help from sloppy defense. Ohtani sent a double off Tommy Kahnle and off the right-field wall that Soto handled and threw to second. The ball deflected off Torres' glove and bounced into no-man's land, allowing Ohtani to take third. The extra 90 feet mattered when Luke Weaver entered and allowed a Mookie Betts sacrifice fly. 

The Yankees came maybe a foot shy of retaking the lead in the top of the ninth when Torres smacked a deep fly ball to left-center. It had a chance and ended up in the glove of a fan — who had reached into the field of play for the souvenir. Torres was only awarded second base and stranded on third, Judge popping out with the bases loaded.  . . .

The Dodgers' run against [Cole] came in the fifth, when Kiké Hernandez sent an extra-base hit into the right-field corner. Soto went for the catch rather than the carom, the ball just out of reach and Soto running past it. The overrun allowed Hernandez to wind up at third with a one-out triple. Will Smith lifted a fly ball down the right-field line that became a sac fly when Soto hurled a two-hop throw home that arrived too late, the game's first run scoring. 

The last four runs would hurt the most.


Michael Kay, YES Hosts Eviscerate Aaron Boone Over Costly Nestor Cortes Decision
Ted Holmlund, Post

Aaron Boone blew it.

That was the evaluation of Michael Kay and his YES Network compatriots regarding Boone's questionable decision to bring Nestor Cortes in during the bottom of the 10th inning in what became a Yankees' 6-3, 10-inning loss to the Dodgers in Game 1 of the World Series in Los Angeles.

With runners on first and second and one out, Boone decided to take out righty Jake Cousins and go with Nestor Cortes, who hadn't pitched in a game since Sept. 18 . . .

Cortes got Ohtani to fly out to left field, thanks to an incredible catch by Alex Verdugo, who fell out of play in left field but held on to the ball . . . Boone then intentionally walked Mookie Betts to load the bases so Cortes could face lefty slugger Freddie Freeman. Freeman sat on a first-pitch fastball and made Cortes and the Yankees pay, blasting the game-winning grand slam.

After the brutal loss, Michael Kay ripped Boone's decision and said he should have gone with lefty Tim Hill, who was warming up in the bullpen at the same time as Cortes.

Ohtani entered his at-bat going only 2-for-12 against Cortes . . . "I don't care what the numbers say about Nestor Cortes [against Ohtani]," Kay said. "He hadn't pitched since September 18. Those numbers against Ohtani were every five days [with Cortes as a starter]. Tim Hill has been lights out for the Yankees. That's the guy you bring in. I don't care about sim games. I don't care how he looked in the bullpen. That did not seem to be the move to make." . . .

Kay and [Jack] Curry also said Boone's decision to pull a dominant Gerrit Cole after just 88 pitches was the wrong move because it pushed everyone in the bullpen to come in sooner. . . .

Kay said the Yankees blew a big chance to take advantage of a strong start by their ace, who was pulled after giving up a single to the first batter in the seventh inning despite allowing just one run. "When you get a start like you did out of Gerrit Cole, you got to win that game," Kay said . . . "Probably should have gone longer . . . This one stings." . . .

John Flaherty said this was a "brutal" loss for the Yankees . . .

Derek Jeter Rips Aaron Boone For Costly Yankees Decision: 'I Don't Know What Reason'
Ryan Glasspiegel, Post

Boone pulled Gerrit Cole in the seventh inning, having given up just four hits and one run on 88 pitches, after the starter gave up a leadoff single to Teoscar Hernandez.

Speaking on Fox's World Series postgame show, Jeter shredded the decision.

"Look, I know we talk about this all the time and I don't want to be one of those guys who says, 'Back in the day when we played …' but we were talking about how when we played the Mets in 2000 Al Leiter pitched Game 6 and threw 140-something pitches," Jeter began.

"Gerrit Cole was dominating this game. He was dominating the game! And if you take him out after 88 pitches for I don't know what reason, it's a domino effect on not only this game tonight, [but] tomorrow's game and the rest of the series. I just think when you have someone who's dealing like Gerrit Cole was dealing tonight, you leave him out there as long as you can." . . .

The immediate "domino effect" that Jeter is referring to is that the Yankees ran out of pitchers.

From the seventh through the ninth innings, the Yankees burned Clay Holmes, Tommy Kahnle and Luke Weaver. The game went to extra innings and with a 3-2 lead in the bottom of the 10th, Boone brought in Jake Cousins.

With the Dodgers having first and second with one out, Boone then turned to Nestor Cortes for the high leverage situation to face the powerful trio of Shohei Ohtani, Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman. . . .

Boone told reporters that he "thought [Cole] got a little bit taxed" near the end of his performance. "The last probably 20, 30 pitches, I thought he kind of grinded a little bit,'' Boone said.



Pitching in the bottom of the 10th inning on over a month's rest in a World Series game is apparently not a recipe for success.

Nestor Cortes returned from his elbow injury in time for the World Series before it was completely healed, saying he would risk missing next season with a worsened the injury if it meant he'd have a ring.

The plan got off to a brutal start in Friday's 6-3, 10-inning loss in Game 1 at Dodger Stadium, as Cortes missed with a pitch to Freddie Freeman, whose grand slam gave the Dodgers the victory. . . .

Aaron Boone defended his decision to go with Cortes — who has pitched in relief before, but spends most of his time as a starter — to face Ohtani with one out in the 10th. . . . Cortes started well, getting Ohtani to pop out to left, helped by a terrific diving catch by Alex Verdugo. Boone decided to walk Betts intentionally to go left-on-left again with Freeman coming up. . . .

"It wasn't a perfect pitch, but it was a good enough pitch,'' Cortes said. 

So far, so good, Nestor!
Jon Heyman, Post
Nestor Cortes is known for having a lot of guts. . . . But sometimes guts aren't enough.

Though it wasn't quite shocking Aaron Boone showed amazing faith in the gutsy, beloved Cortes, choosing him to pitch to Shohei Ohtani and Freddie Freeman with the game on the line in the 10th inning, it was a gamble not worth taking.

Tim Hill was ready, and that should have been his spot. Hill has dominated this October, allowing just one run in 5.2 innings.

"You can't throw someone in there who A) hadn't pitched in five weeks, and B) is a starting pitcher without a high-velocity fastball," one scout said of Cortes . . .

"He hasn't pitched in over a month!" a second scout said incredulously. . . .

Though it wasn't quite shocking Aaron Boone showed amazing faith in the gutsy, beloved Cortes, choosing him to pitch to Shohei Ohtani and Freddie Freeman with the game on the line.

Nobody in the Yankees clubhouse questioned the call to go with Cortes. Hill said, "Whatever Boonie decides, we all trust him."
Greg Joyce, Post
. . . an epic gut punch.

Nestor Cortes, who had not pitched since Sept. 18, was one out away from a save. Instead, on his second pitch of the night, he left a fastball in Freddie Freeman's bread basket and allowed the injured first baseman to enter Dodgers lore with a walk-off grand slam in the 10th inning for the 6-3 win Friday at Chavez Ravine.

For just one game, there's a heck of a lot to unpack. Here's a rundown:

— Aaron Boone might never have had to make a decision between Cortes and Tim Hill if his club had done a better job of not giving the Dodgers an extra 90 feet multiple times.

It happened too often during the season and now is magnified on the biggest stage, with the Yankees doing it twice before they arrived in the 10th inning.

In the fifth inning, Kiké Hernandez roped a fly ball to right field that Juan Soto had to run a long way for. Instead of pulling up and playing it for the double, Soto kept the gas on and still could not reach it, but could not stop himself quickly enough as the ball bounced past him, allowing Hernandez to reach on a triple.

Then in the eighth inning, Shohei Ohtani crushed a double off the right-field wall against Tommy Kahnle. Soto fielded it and fired a one-hop throw to second base that Gleyber Torres tried to backhand, only for the ball to ricochet off his glove toward the mound, allowing Ohtani to take third.

Both times, the Dodgers cashed in with a sacrifice fly. . . .

And at this time of year, when every game is tighter, the little things add up. 

— Would Boone have had to decide between Cortes and Hill in the 10th if he had given Gerrit Cole a longer leash? . . .

— Maybe Boone doesn't have to decide between Cortes and Hill if Aaron Judge had made his mark.
The game seems to keep finding him in big moments this October, but after going 1-for-5 with three strikeouts on Friday, he is batting 6-for-36 with 16 strikeouts this postseason. . . .

— Kahnle has now thrown 56 consecutive changeups. He has to throw a fastball at some point … right? . . .

— Three of the Yankees' last four games have gone to extra innings. Gray hairs for everybody.

Joel Sherman, Post

Hey Yankees, you are not in Kansas City anymore.

Or Cleveland.

The lightweight portion of the postseason program is gone and on the other side of the World Series field is a mirror image of the Yankees — just one that plays the game cleaner. One certain to make the Yankees pay for transgressions in a way that the less star-studded, less powerful Royals and Guardians could not.

The Yankees made mistakes in the field and on the bases and could not overcome it.. . .

[The loss was] a heartbreaker for the Yankees, who helped the Dodgers to this victory.

The Dodgers' first two runs came on gifts.

Juan Soto could not corral a ball twisting away from him in the fifth inning that if played properly is either caught and held to a double, but went for an Enrique Herndnez triple and Torres allowed a throw from Soto to kick away from him to permit Ohtani to add an extra base to his double on the eighth-inning error. Because they were on third, both were positioned to score on sacrifice flies.

In the top of the 10th, Chisholm singled, stole second, Anthony Rizzo was intentionally walked and Chisholm stole third. Anthony Volpe then hit a slow grounder that shortstop Tommy Edman bobbled as Chisholm scored the tie-breaking run. But for some reason Rizzo stopped before second base and allowed himself to be easily forced out. Would the Yankees have scored more if he just slid in safely – we will never know. . . .

Judge was 1-for-5 and struck out his first three at-bats. He came up with two out and two on in the ninth and a chance to break the tie after Soto was intentionally walked in front of him. But he popped out. And the Yankees simply cannot outdo their mistakes if Aaron Judge is going to continue to fail on a large scale in the postseason. . . .

Judge is 6-for-36 this postseason with 16 strikeouts. He is hitless in eight at-bats with runners in scoring position. . . .

Aaron Judge Flops In Big Spot As October Woes Continue In WorldSeries
Dan Martin, Post

Aaron Judge had the perfect opportunity to change his playoff reputation.

It came after Juan Soto was walked intentionally with Gleyber Torres on second and two outs in the top of the ninth in Game 1 of the World Series.

But Dave Roberts brought in Blake Treinen and the Dodgers closer got Judge to pop up to short to end the threat . . .

It was the latest bit of disappointment for Judge . . . who hasn't been able to break through in the playoffs for much of his career.

And his first World Series game of his career looked a lot like his prior October performances.

He whiffed his first three times at bat against right-hander Jack Flaherty, twice with Soto on first base and the Yankee trying to build a rally. . . .

Judge credited the Dodgers with throwing him "curveballs, sliders and a couple heaters all over the place."

The rough night was nothing new this time of year for Judge, who entered the game just 5-for-31 with 13 strikeouts this postseason, with a pair of homers. . . .

When it comes to the playoffs, Judge has been at a loss for a while. In 37 postseason games since Judge went deep in three consecutive games in the 2018 playoffs . . . he entered Friday just 25-for-142 [.176] with 50 strikeouts and an ugly OPS of .634.



Yankees Need To Drop Aaron Judge In Batting Order — Before It's Too Late
Jon Heyman, Post

The great Aaron Judge needs to be moved down in the batting order. Not all the way down to the No. 8 hole, a la slumping Alex Rodriguez in 2006. But down to the cleanup spot, anyway. . . .

Judge just isn't himself again this October.

In Game 1, Judge finished one for five with three strikeouts, is batting .167 this October and suffered the indignity of popping out after the Dodgers intentionally walked Juan Soto to get to him during the Yankees' 6-3, extra-inning loss Friday night. . . .

Yankees Lose Game 1 World Series Lead After Gleyber Torres' Awful Error
Matt Ehalt, Post

Another Yankees defensive lapse burned them.

A Gleyber Torres error in the eighth inning led to the Yankees blowing their one-run lead, and the Dodgers evening the score at 2-2.

It marked the third defensive blunder by the Yankees and the second that led to a run, with Juan Soto playing a double into a triple, resulting in the game's first run in the fifth inning.

With the Yankees leading, 2-1, with one out and none on in the eighth, Shohei Ohtani almost homered off reliever Tommy Kahnle, but instead settled for a ball off the wall. Soto could not grab the ball cleanly and fired to second late, and Torres nonchalantly attempted to snag the ball on one hop without getting his body in front of it.

The ball skipped away from and moved Ohtani to an unoccupied third with one out. Mookie Betts followed with a sacrifice fly off Yankees closer Luke Weaver to tie the score . . .

Gleyber Torres' Crucial Miscue Spoils His Big Offensive Night
Zach Braziller, Post

Game 1 of the World Series provided the entire [Gleyber] Torres experience.

Unfortunately for the Yankees, Juan Soto's throw that Torres couldn't handle contributed to their heartbreaking 6-3 loss at Dodger Stadium in a major way.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, he couldn't come up with a Soto throw at second base, allowing Shohei Ohtani to reach third base on a double with one out.

The next batter, Mookie Betts, then tied the game with a sacrifice fly. . . . Soto was charged with an error on the throw. Torres said he never saw the ball after it caromed toward the mound. . . .

The following frame, Torres nearly went deep with two outs, his drive going over the left-center field wall when a Dodgers fan reached over. It was ruled fan interference on the field and upheld after a review. . . .

'Awful' Umpire Torched For Brutal Strike Zone In Yankees-Dodgers World Series Game 1
Dylan Svoboda, Post

It didn't take long for the ump show to take over in Game 1 of the World Series on Friday night. 

Home plate umpire Carlos Torres didn't make it through the first inning of the Fall Classic before an egregious call behind the dish.

With two on and two outs in the top of the first inning, Jazz Chisholm showed bunt on the first pitch out of Jack Flaherty's hand, pulling the bat back before the pitch reached the batter's box. Despite being a few inches outside and a tad bit low, Torres called the offspeed pitch a strike, putting Chisholm down 0-1 in the count.  Chisholm would ground out to second base on a ball in the same location a pitch later, ending the Yankees' threat. 

And it didn't stop there. 

An inning later, with Will Smith at the plate, Yankees starter Gerrit Cole threw a dart of a 98 mph fastball on the outside corner, well inside the strike zone on the Fox broadcast. Torres called the pitch a ball, puzzling both Cole and catcher Austin Wells. 

But that wasn't all. On the very next pitch, Cole threw another fastball in essentially the same exact spot — this time, Torres called it a strike. 

Torres made it three straight innings with a terrible ball-strike call, with Juan Soto hitting in the top of the third, giving the two-finger strike call on a pitch that appeared to be a full baseball outside. . . .

"This is [too] high level of a game for Carlos Torres to be working the plate, let alone working. He's an awful umpire, he's terrible to work with and hasn't earned anything," [ex-MLBer Eric] Hosmer wrote on the platform. "Can't keep missing these pitches. 0-1 versus 1-0 huge difference let alone with a guy like Juan Soto at the plate. It's [too] long of a road for these teams to get here, [too] much on the line and we can't have it."

April 1, 2023

G2: Red Sox 9, Orioles 8

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I really don't like the trend I see emerging this season. In the first two games, the Red Sox have fallen behind by several runs in the early innings (5-1 and 8-2 on Thursday, 3-0 and 7-1 today), scratched and clawed their way back, getting to within a solitary run of tying the game, but going no further because their supply of outs has run dry. 


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Holy motherfucking shit!!! Orioles left fielder Ryan McKenna dropped a routine pop fly that should have ended Saturday's game in Baltimore's favour, 8-7. But McKenna's utterly unexpected error – which happened just as I was writing "P" on my score sheet and was about to add a "7" – put Masataka Yoshida on first base. Two pitches later, Adam Duvall lined a home run to left-center that just cleared the Wall – which must have made McKenna suddenly feel a lot worse – giving the Red Sox a truly shocking – and absolutely hilarious – 9-8 victory.

It had been a very long time since I've yelled at my TV during a baseball game – "Get out, you fucker, get out, Aaaahhhhh!" – and then devolved into cackling laughter as Fenway Park exploded. When the Orioles asked for a review, NESN's Kevin Youkilis scoffed, dismissing it as a waste of time. The home run was upheld within seconds. I doubt the Red Sox's celebration even slowed down to notice the challenge.

It was Duvall's second home run of the afternoon; his two-run shot in the third capped a four-run rally that cut Baltimore's 7-1 lead to a manageable 7-5. Duvall also doubled in a run in the seventh, finishing the day with five RBI.
It's best to start at the beginning. Chris Sale (3-7-7-2-6, 74) had velocity – his fastball hit 97 in the first inning – but his location came and went like spotty wifi. He struck out three in the first inning (actually, the first five Baltimore outs were Sale Ks), but he also gave up a single and two home runs. Sale said afterwards: "I was out there throwing batting practice".

Sale walked the leadoff man in the second and then gave up another single. He punched out two Birds – during which Baltimore had a double steal – and got out of the inning thanks to Rafael Devers's fantastic play on a slow roller by Adley Rutschman (who at that point was 6-for-6 (shades of Ted Cox) on the season). Devers ran in, barehanded the ball, and fired a one-hop throw to  first, which was expertly back-handed by Triston Casas.

Duvall tripled high off the garage door on center to start the home second. Dean Kremer's (3-6-5-1-3, 56) second pitch to Casas was wild and Boston was on the board. 

Sale got the first man in the third but it was tough sledding after that. Anthony Santander singled to short left and Austin Hays reached when his ground ball died in the grass in front of Devers. A walk to Gunnar Henderson loaded the bases. Jorge Mateo forced Henderson at second, but Christian Arroyo could not complete the relay, and Santander scored. With Cedric Mullins at-bat, Mateo stole second. On Sale's next pitch, Mullins homered to center, a three-run job that might have been helped by the wind gusting in that direction. (Youkilis referred to a "jet stream", which will always make me think of one thing and one thing only: Van Halen's "Everybody Wants Some!!") Sale wasn't quite done. He plunked McKenna, who stole second base before Ramón Urías went down swinging.

Return of The Cactus? Hays stole second in the top of the ninth. It was the Orioles' fifth steal of the game and with their five thefts on Opening Day, they became the only team in major league history to begin a season with five or more steals in each of its first two games. This will be part of the O's MO in 2023, it seems.

The Orioles led 7-1. Sale was likely done after three crappy innings. Not good. I wondered if there was something more productive I could be doing with my afternoon. There absolutely was, but I decided to keep watching, and the Red Sox turned what seemed like an emerging rout into an actual game by scoring four runs of their own.

Kiké Hernández walked and Alex Verdugo homered over the bullpens in right-center. That free money made it 7-3 and increased Boston's win possibility to 15%. Devers singled to right and made the stupid decision to try for a double. He was safe, but managed to over-slide the new, larger base and was tagged out. A runner on first would have been nice as Justin Turner hit a first-pitch double off the Wall. Yoshida flied to the dirt of the triangle for the second out, before Duvall reached down and hit a 1-0 pitch off one of the signs above the Monster Seats. 7-5 and 27.3%, okay. 

Zack Kelly took over for Sale and kind of pitched like Sale. With one out, he gave up a single to center and a double off the garage door in center. Hernández's relay from Duvall to the plate was both offline and late, but Reese McGuire's peg to third was on the money, nailing Santander. That meant the bases were empty when Hays doubled. A pop to left ended the inning.

And then both offenses took a nap for a while. Starting with Kelly's top of the fourth, the pitch counts for the next four half-innings went: 15, 16, 16, 15. In the bottom of the fourth, we learned Youkilis likes mullets and thinks rattails are "awesome". When Youkilis said Turner's pine tar stain was likely the biggest in the majors, Dave O'Brien estimated that it was "as big as Rhode Island". (It reminded me (and not in a good way) of Chris Berman calling the HR Derby (which will be playing non-stop and loudly for me in hell) "that one is headed for Montana" as it lands in the sixth row.) In the sixth, OB said Baltimore "was ahead 11-6 in hits", which is not – and will never be – a thing. The inning's third out was an easy 4-3 grounder, which OB stated was "rattled to Arroyo". Can ground balls be "rattled"?

The Red Sox very solid work from the bullpen. From the fifth inning on, Josh Winckowski (5th-6th), John Schreiber (7th), Chris Martin (8th), and Kenley Jansen (9th) kept the Orioles from adding to their lead. Their combined line: 5-3-0-2-5.

Austin Voth pitched a clean sixth for the Orioles and he came back out for the seventh. He got a called strike on Hernández and then hung a curveball, which Kiké smoothly redirected over the Wall in left.  O's 8-6. Buh-bye, Voth; hello, Cionel Pérez. With one out, Devers smoked the first pitch into the left field corner, which got the crowd to start making some noise. Turner lined a single over shortstop into left; Devers had to stop at third. Yoshida fanned, but Duvall hit a high fly down the right field line. It looked it had a chance to sneak past the pole. It didn't quite make it, but Hays wasn't sure where it was. The ball came down on the dirt of the track about 15-20 feet beyond Hays and bounced into the stands. Devers scored and Turner, who thought he had tied the game when he crossed the plate, had to go back to third. The Red Sox's win expectancy had risen from 11.8% to 37.6% in this inning. Casas struck out to end the inning. I felt good knowing there were two innings to go, not only one.

Urías, Baltimore's leadoff man, did not have a good afternoon. He struck out swinging in the first. He struck out swinging in the second. He struck out swinging in the third. He struck out swinging in the fifth. When he came to the plate with one out in the top of the eighth, Youkilis noted he was already wearing a Golden Sombrero, but wondered what the term was for striking out all five times in a game, if such a thing were to occur. He soon reported that someone in the truck said it was a Platinum Sombrero. No. No, no, no, no. 0-for-5 with five strikeouts is a Golden Shower. Which is what Urías won when he struck out swinging in the eighth. (I wanted to put that bold in yellow as well, but you probably would not be able to see it. Let's try. Golden Shower)

The Red Sox were quiet in the eighth. Hernández was supposedly hit by a pitch, up and in, near his hands. That was the call by plate umpire Will Little, which was confirmed after a replay challenge. Watching the replays convinced me beyond doubt that the ball never touched Hernández or any part of his uniofrm or batting gloves. It always amazes me when the replay team can't get its review right, even when the visual evidence is clear. It happend early in this game. In the top of the fourth, when Santander was thrown out at third, the Orioles asked for a review. I thought the runner was safe, but the review team upheld the original call.

Jansen got into a bit of a jam in the ninth. OB kept reciting stats about his good seasons with the Dodgers and how he led the NL in saves last year and the fact that he's pitched in three World Series. Who gives a shit? I watched those World Series and Jansen was shaky as fuck. I did not like the signing and I know anytime he comes into a game, I'm going to expect him to shit the bed. He's my new Matt Barnes. With two outs (K and a nifty scoop at first by Casas on a hard grounder), Jansen gave up a single to Hays, who stole second. Jansen walked Henderson. After a mound visit, Jansen fired some serious smoke past Mateo, getting him to swing and miss at three pitches, the second one a little higher than the first, and the third one a little higher than the second. It was impressive.

Félix Bautista (who, like Jansen, wears #74) came in for the last of the ninth. Devers fouled off two pitches before striking out and being thrown out at first. Bautista was throwing 100 to both Devers and Turner. Last year, he threw 203 pitches at 100+ mph, which sounded like a lot, but it was only 7th in MLB. The count went full before Turner grounded out to short. The Red Sox's win expectancy dropped to 4.4%.

Yoshida took a ball and popped to left. Mateo went out from shortstop and McKenna came in. It was obviously the left fielder's ball. He caught it off to his left side. The ball did not hit the heel of his glove exactly; it hit a bit higher than the heel, but not high enough to stick in the glove. O'Brien was either stuck in calling what he expected to happen (which I was guilty of as well, with my "P") or was simply speechless, so it was Youkilis who cried out that he had dropped the ball. Rob Refsnyder ran for Yoshida at first base.

Duvall stepped in, knowing he had struck out against Bautista to end the Red Sox's loss on Opening Day. "It was kind of eerie. And with the error and then getting a chance to end the game there, it was very strange walking up to the plate like, 'Man, this just happened literally two days ago.'"

Duvall took a fastball (99.9 mph) too far inside before getting another fastball (99.7) low in the zone. He hit a rope to left that slammed into the little shelf above the top of the wall. "Off the bat . . . I wasn't sure if it was a homer or not. And then I saw them stop going for it. I saw the lights start to flicker. I was hoping that it was going to stand as a homer."

When the picture from the park got dark, I assumed this was due to some NESN cockup. Nope, it turns out it's some new LED display bullshit the team is debuting this year. Yeah, that seems like a good use of a pile of money that could have been spent paying good players.

On Thursday, Adley Rutschman went 5-for-5, the first player to go 5-for-5 with a home run on Opening Day since 1937. Today, Austin Hays went 5-for-5 with a home run (and two doubles and two singles). How many times has a team had guys go 5-for-5 (with or without a dong) in consecutive games (or the first two games of a season)? It may have never happened before in the first two games.

My scorecard is a mess because of all the announcers notes I took throughout the game. Yay! 

Early in the top of the third, O'Brien started talking about how one of Sale's best games of his career came against the Orioles, when he had struck out 14. That was May 2019. He fanned Steve Wilkerson and Richie Martin a couple of times. Why didn't that help him today? Then OB went full Orsillo Non-Sequitur, pointing out that Sale started three consecutive All-Star games. Yes, he did . . . it all happened when he was with the fucking White Sox!

After Duvall doubled in the seventh, OB said, "If you grew up coming to Fenway, you saw a lot of games like this." Simple enough comment, but the viewers tuning in grew up coming to Fenway in 1950, 1964, 1973, 1982, 1995, 2003, 2011, and 2018. What OB meant was "If you grew up coming to Fenway during the same years I did, you saw a lot of games like this."

Yoshida batted in the seventh against Cionel Pérez, a hard-throwing lefty who O'Brien said was short for a pitcher. OB got nostalgic for short-ish fireballing lefties like Billy Wagner [Yook voices an "Oof" in the background] . . . [and?] . . . Ron Guidry. Seriously?!? The memories are supposedly flooding back, but you got to back to the late 70s, close to a half-century ago, to name your second guy? Jesus! Who else you remembering? . . . Rube Waddell? Okay, maybe not Waddell. He's listed at 6-1. And Koufax was 6-2. Guidry (5-11) and Wagner (5-10) check out. Oh, look, Pérez is listed at 6-0.

O'Brien did combine with me to call Duvall's third-inning homer. He said something about the wind, adding "he doesn't need any help from the wind". I replied: "If you want to show us how you do it right now, that'd be all right." Next pitch . . . Dongo!

NESN's super-zoom of the ball coming to the plate is often used when batters are hit or so we can really see the ball come off the bat. More than half the time, what we are supposed to see is off-screen because NESN has zoomed in way too close. This has been going on for years. Why is this still a problem after five years (at least; I'm being generous)? Why didn't someone see it happen once, twice, and fix the goddamn thing? If we can't see the ball hit the batter, you might as well put up some "live" video of fans eating hot dogs (from 2015). This also happened on double plays, when the second baseman getting the toss from short was out of the frame.

With less time between pitches and half-innings, the Red Sox appear to have adding more advertising behind home plate and on the wall in center. 


There's five different ads behind the plate. There is often a sixth ad in the score bug and a seventh ad superimposed on the third base side of the mound. If redsox.com counts as an ad, that's eight.


How many ads can you find in this picture?

I counted 20!!!

That's terrible and it's ugly as shit, too. There's also numerous ads on the Wall, but the white-on-green is far more (I can't believe I'm tying this) "aesethically pleasing" than this garbage.

Dean Kremer / Chris Sale

Chris Sale has made only 11 starts since 2019. While Opening Day was his 34th birthday, Sale claims, because of his limited playing time over the past three seasons, his left arm is only 31 — "athletically speaking".

Dr. Robert Parisien, an orthopedic sports medicine surgeon at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York:
We certainly don't have any data that suggests taking a full year to two or three years off, you're going to have some sort of increased improvement [compared to] the typical offseason.
Chad Jennings, The Athletic:
Doctors do have data that shows the kinetic chain — the core, lumbar musculature, dynamic hip stabilizers, and lower extremities — play a role in arm health and strength. If the time off allowed Sale to improve those aspects of his body, perhaps a relatively fresh arm could be better equipped to perform as it did a few years ago.
Dr. Parisien:
He might be stronger from that perspective. And this may all contribute to a few points in the velocity.
It's raining in Boston, but as of 11 AM ET, the game was expected to start on time.

From SoSHer LynnRice75:
Game one showed that this team can hit.
Unfortunately, we pitched like shit.
But my undying faith won't yield
And when we take the soggy field,
I'll watch as Chris Sale takes the ball
(And hope he doesn't slip and fall.)
The Sox will prove they are not meek
And start their first great winning streak.
Remember that a rainy day
Just means "water" is on the way.
The 2022 Red Sox's pitching staff walked 9+ batters in a game twice (July 1 and 6).

The 2023 Red Sox' pitching staff is already halfway to that total.


Some Things Never Change

March 22, 2023

Manfred Has A New Excuse For Long Games: Slow Bat Boys & Bat Girls

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, in his tiredless and thankless crusade to make watching professional baseball as enjoyable as possible for fans of all ages, has identified another reason why the length of games have been steadily increasing over recent decades: the bat boys and bat girls are too fucking slow.

Well, Manfred is putting the brakes on that gravy train. He's going to make these teenagers being paid minimum wage (of course) perform like disposable Amazon employees with full bladders, who are  regularly forced to work at an inhumane pace or be fired on the spot. Remember: You can't spell Manfred without "fan".

A clarification memo from MLB states, in part:

• New standards will be enforced for bat boys and bat girls, whose ability to quickly retrieve equipment will help efforts to speed up the game, according to the memo. The league will evaluate the performances of bat boys and bat girls and could ask teams to replace them if their performance is considered substandard.

Wouldn't it be a wonderful world if Manfred decided that other people doing stuff during a major league game, like, oh, I don't know, umpires, were judged by similar performance evaluations and replaced "if their performance is considered substandard"?

At the moment, blown ball-strike calls by plate umpires are so regular you could set your watch by them. The outcome of every major league game is likely affected by the constant errors committed by these incompetent assclowns, but there's apparently nothing that can be done about it. 

However, those kids aren't part of a union, so Manfred'll happily bust their balls.

March 18, 2023

Angel Hernandez Is In Mid-Season Form (I Count 27 Missed Calls)

October 28, 2022

World Series 1: Phillies 6, Astros 5 (10)

Phillies - 000 320 000 1 - 6  9  0
Astros - 023 000 000 0 - 5 10 0
J.T. Realmuto lined a solo home run to right field leading off the top of the tenth inning (above) and David Robertson stranded Astros at second and third in the bottom half, giving the Phillies a 6-5 comeback win in Game 1 of the World Series.

This was the first extra-inning World Series game since the Red Sox and Dodgers played 18 innings in 7:20 in Game 3 in 2018. This was also Houston's first loss in eight postseason games this month.

The Phillies became the sixth team to overcome a five-run deficit and win a World Series game. Dusty Baker has been on the losing end of the last two instances (also losing Game 6 of the 2002 WS).

The Astros had never lost a postseason game in which they led by five or more runs (29-0) until tonight. Indeed, the last time they lost any game in which they held by five or more runs was July 26, 2021. Since then, they had won 65 such games (including playoffs). AND the Astros had won 15 straight games in which they led by multiple runs and 31 of their last 32 such games. (h/t Sarah Langs)

Teams are now 589-19 in postseason history when leading by 5+ runs

Teams are now 220-6 when leading by 5+ runs in World Series games. The comebacks:
1929 Game 4 - Athletics trailed by 8
1956 Game 2 - Dodgers trailed by 6
1993 Game 4 - Blue Jays trailed by 5
1996 Game 4 - Yankees trailed by 6
2002 Game 6 - Angels trailed by 5
2022 Game 1 - Phillies trailed by 5
Phillies: now 1-11 when trailing by 5+ in postseason
Perhaps the surprise of the night came when plate umpire James Hoye remembered the rarely-enforced rule against a batter intentionally letting himself get hit by a pitch. In the bottom of the tenth, Alex Bregman doubled off the wall in left and Robertson unintentionally intentionally walked Yuri Gurriel. Facing Aledmys Díaz, who was pinch-hitting for Trey Mancini (0-for-16 in the postseason), Robertson bounced his first offering and the wild pitch moved the potential tying and winning runs to third and second.

Robertson's 2-0 pitch was a bit inside and Díaz leaned into it, moving his left elbow into the pitch's path so he got plunked. Immediately, Hoye came out from behind the plate and made the call. You could hear him on the TV broadcast: Díaz made no effort to avoid the pitch -- quite the opposite, in fact -- so he was not entitled to first base. The pitch was ball 3. Hoye's correct call did not make up for blowing numerous ball/strike calls throughout the night, but this was great to see. Would Hoye have made the same call if it has come in the third inning? Probably not. Díaz swung at and missed the 3-0 pitch before grounding out to third, ending the game.

Justin Verlander came into this game with an 0-6 record in seven World Series starts and a 5.68 ERA. He started off extremely strong, retiring the first 10 Phillies on 42 pitches. He was the first pitcher to retire the first 10 batters in a World Series start since Luis Tiant in Game 1 of the 1975 World Series. I'm not sure that's correct, because it came from the Sportsnet announcers (Dave Flemming and Dan Plesac) and they were consistently stupid all night, so I don't entirely trust them. Case in point: One of them (Plesac?) referred to that Reds/Red Sox seven-game classic as "the Carlton Fisk World Series". God knows baseball announcers have brought up that series many times over the last 47 years, but I don't think I've ever heard it labelled "the Carlton Fisk World Series". Maybe I have, but tonight it sounded like a wrong note hit on a piano. Which reminds me that they also said Realmuto's dong was the first extra-inning World Series home run hit by a catcher since Fisk's foul pole blast ended Game 6 in the bottom of the twelveth inning on October 21, 1975. (This is true.) In the moment, I felt like seeing how many times catchers had batted in extra-inning World Series games since 1975 and what they had done, but I decided against it. If you look it up, I would like to know the details.

As Verlander mowed down the Phillies, his teammates brought in five runs of Aaron Nola (4.1-6-5-2-5, 81). Ken Tucker started the home second with a homer and another run scored on singles from Gurriel, Chas McCormick, and Martin Madonado. (The third single was a perfect hit-and-run play.) In the third, Jeremy Pena doubled, Bregman walked, and Tucker homered again.

With one out in the fourth, Verlander crumbled. The Sportsnet guys could not stop talking about this, how the Phillies did nothing against him the first time they faced him and then attacked the second time through. They seemed to believe no team had ever done this before -- and they kept mentioning it until the final out of the game. If it was a drinking game, you might not have passed out, but you'd have a serious fucking headache tomorrow. Both of them were clearly pro-Astros all night, but it was never more obvious than when Flemming wrapped up by saying "and the Phillies steal Game 1".

Verlander (5-6-5-2-5, 90) faced a total of 23 batters, but there was this split:
First 10 batters: 0 hits, 0 runs, 0 walks, 4 strikeouts, 42 pitches
Next 11 batters: 6 hits, 5 runs, 2 walks, 0 strikeouts, 39 pitches
Verlander's career ERA in World Series Game 1s is 10.29 (16 earned runs in 14 innings). His overall World Series ERA increased to 6.07.

Rhys Hoskins lined a one-out single to left center. Realmuto hit a liner back to Verlander, who dropped the ball and could get only the out at first as Hoskins went to second. Bryce Harper singled to right (the ball took a high hop and nearly got past Tucker). With runners at first and third, Nick Castellanous singlked to left for one run and Alex Bohm doubled into the left field corner and two more. Bryson Stott fouled off four 2-2 pitches before working a 10-pitch walk, but Jean Segura popped to second.

In the fifth, Brandon Marsh doubled down the left field line (after ripping a foul down the right field line). Kyle Schwarber walked and, after Hoskins popped to short, Realmuto doubled off the left field wall to tie the game at 5-5. At that point, both teams were into their bullpens and for the next 4.5 innings, only one runner got past second base.

Zach Elfin took over for the Phillies with one out in the sixth. Gurriel greeted him with a single and McCormick drew a two-out walk. Maldonado knocked a 2-0 pitch near the bag at third and Bohm made a long, one-hop throw for the third out.

The Phillies threatened in the seventh. Schwarber reached on an infield single and stole second with two outs. Bryan Abreu walked both Realmuto and Harper, loading the bases. Hector Neris came in and fanned Castellanos.

Jose Altuve, facing Seranthony Dominguez, dropped a single into short center field with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning. Altuve took off for second on the first pitch to Pena. He was called safe, but the Phillies challenged the call. Realmuto's throw had been perfect and Segura caught the ball with his glove already on Altuve's leg. Every replay seemed far too close to warrant changing the initial call. But then Sportsnet showed one angle, which for some reason seemed darker than the others. In that one, Altuve's cleat could be seen more clearly in relation to the bag. From that particular angle, it looked like Altuve was out. However, the safe call was upheld. Pena took a called strike and then popped a pitch into short right near the line. If the ball fell in, Altuve would score the winning run easily. Castellanos sprinted in and over, and made a sliding, game-saving catch for the out.

As mentioned, Realmuto got real real gone off Luis Garcia in the tenth and gave his team a 6-5 lead. Harper followed with a single and was forced at second by Castellanos. Bohm grounded to third. Ryan Stanek came in from the bullpen and walked Stott. Segura then hit a soft liner to third.

As the Astros came off the field, Flemming noted that the Phillies needed to get "three big outs" (true enough) and then he added "this one is a long way from being over". Whaaa? No, it's not. We're in extra innings. Even if the Astros tied it up, the game could end in any subsequent inning. Way back in the middle of the fifth, after the Phillies had rallied from 0-5 to 5-5, THAT would be the proper time to offer that old cliche, "this one is a long way from being over".

Also . . . and all announcers do this . . . I cannot understand how an announcer can describe the previous pitch or play and say something that is directly contradicted by what is shown on the screen. Early in this game, Plesac was talking about a pitch that was "right in the corner of the strike zone". And on the screen as he's speaking is a strike zone graphic that shows the pitch out of the zone by a decent margin. I don't get it. The announcer corrects himself in those situations maybe 1 in 75 times. The other 74 times, he continues undeterred, as if his description of what he thinks happened can and will alter the reality of the pitch or play. It's okay, guys, really, your manhood is not on the line here. But maybe don't be so definitive before you see the replay.

We've also heard countless announcers call what the play will be before it actually happens and then sound like an idiot when something else happens instead. Dave O'Brien is a master at this. One of our dogs had been staring a hole through me (she was asking to go out) for a few batters so when Segura popped up with two down in the fourth, I wrote P4 (in pen, of course) on my scoresheet before Altuve actually caught the ball. I had a good laugh when he bobbled the ball. I don't think I have any correction fluid in the house. (I have finally learned not to write in plays that might be challenged.)

This was also the first World Series game in which both teams started a rookie shortstop. Seems like that should have happened before. Well, it has for the other three infield positions, but not shortstop.

The winner of the first game of a best-of-7 postseason series has ended up winning the series 64.7% of the time (121 of 187). Go Phillies! . . . and phuck the Astros.

I posted this in the game thread:

Battle of the Mascots . . .

October 8, 2022

Postseason Begins With Two Of The Worst Umpired Games Of The Entire Season

The postseason has begun and the some of the most incompetent umpires in the sport  inexplicably rewarded with these plum assignments – are already fucking things up.

Rays at Guardians
Top 8th, Rays trailing 1-2, 1 out, 0 on

Top 9th, Rays trailing 1-2, 0 out, 0 on

May 12, 2022

Plawecki, Victim Of Blown Call That May Have Cost Red Sox A Win, Remains Anti-Robot

This joke of a call from plate umpire Adam Beck happened in the top of the sixth inning of last night's game. The score was 3-3.

Atlanta reliever Collin McHugh had just walked Franchy Codero on four pitches to load the bases with two outs. Kevin Plawecki was at the plate, having doubled in his previous at-bat. The pitch sequence went: foul, foul, ball, ball, foul, ball. Then McHugh threw a pitch very low, out of the strike zone. A competent umpire would have called it ball four, a run would have scored, and the Red Sox would have had a 4-3 lead, with another batter at the plate.



Instead, Beck blew the call. Plawecki was called out on strikes and the inning ended. The game stayed tied until Orlando Arcia hit a two-run homer in the bottom of the ninth, giving Atlanta a 5-3 win.

Did Beck's bad call affect the outcome of the game? It's impossible to say for sure. Perhaps the Red Sox still would have lost. But it's equally possible that the Red Sox would have won . . .  by a 4-3 score or maybe 7-3 or 6-5 or any possibility starting from 4-3. What we know for certain is that Beck's blown call changed the final score.

Both Plawecki and manager Alex Cora were ejected for arguing the call. After the game, Plawecki said he would still rather lose games in this way than having the correct call made.
I don't want an electronic strike zone. There's an art to it. Am I mad about the call tonight? Sure. But that doesn't change my mind.
Amazing. . . . I would not be so quick to refer to someone making horrendously wrong decisions as an "artist".

Umpires made egregiously bad calls in several games this week.

I also marveled at this line from Lauren Campbell's NESN article (linked above): "While the call certainly cost Boston a run, it likely didn't cost it the game at the end of the day."

Campbell, if asked to produce any concrete evidence showing the call "likely" did not cost Boston the game, would be unable to point to anything. If the Red Sox had been trailing by 10 runs, then, okay, I'd agree the incorrect call would likely have not made a difference in which team won. But how can you say that the Red Sox would have "likely" lost the game when the proper call would have given them the lead?

April 26, 2022

Ángel Hernández Has Blown More Than 2,600 Ball-Strike Calls Since 2015

How many games has Ángel Hernández changed the outcome of with his incompetence? It doesn't have to be in the ninth inning for him to definitively affect the outcome of a game. It might be a blown call that ends a second-inning rally or a blown call that gives a tiring pitcher a boost he needs to end the sixth inning.

If you screwed up at your job 370 times a year for seven years, would you still be employed there? Would you deserve to still be employed there? (It's a good thing Hernández didn't decide years ago to become a surgeon.)

Both Major League Baseball and the Major League Baseball Umpires Association have no problem with Hernández (and other incompetent umpires like Laz Diaz, C.B. Bucknor, Fieldin Culbreth, etc.) regularly ending rallies when they should not be ended, calling out players who have actually walked or should still be batting, and cheating teams out of well-deserved victories day after day after week after week after month after month after season after season after season.

On April 16, Jeff Nelson missed 27 calls, with one-third of his called strikes (18 of 56) outside the zone.  . . . In a game last September, Hernández blew 27 calls!

Major league umpires blew 34,294 pitch calls in 2018. Fifty-five games that season ended on an incorrect call! 55!
Research results demonstrate that umpires in certain circumstances overwhelmingly favored the pitcher over the batter. For a batter with a two-strike count, umpires were twice as likely to call a true ball a strike (29 percent of the time) than when the count was lower (15 percent). These error rates have declined since 2008 (35.20 percent), but still are too high. During the 2018 season, this two-strike count error rate was 21.50 percent and repeated 2,107 times. The impact of constant miscalls include overinflated pitcher strikeout percentages and suppressed batting averages. Last season, umpires were three times more likely to incorrectly send a batter back to the dugout than to miss a ball-4 walk call (7 percent). Based on the 11 regular seasons worth of data analyzed, almost one-third of batters called out looking at third strikes had good reason to be angry. . . .

Umpires from 2008 through 2018 also exhibited a pronounced and persistent blind spot with a number of incorrect calls at the top of the strike zone. Remarkably, pitches thrown in the top right and left part of the strike zone were called incorrectly 26.99 percent of the time on the right side to 26.78 percent on the left. And while there was marked improvement in umpiring, the incorrect calls around the bottom right strike zone in 2018 was still a mind-boggling 18.25 percent. . . .

The top 10 performing umps averaged 2.7 years of experience. The bottom 10 averaged 20.6 years of experience. . . .

Imagine player and fan experience and what baseball would look like if each year the more than 34,000 incorrect calls vanished.
But incorrect calls have not vanished.  Rob Manfred looks at the video below and thinks, "Well, it's not that bad yet, so everything is perfect." This was the first inning of a Mexican League game in July 2018. The two umpires in the video were suspended by the league for the rest of the season.

April 25, 2022

Red Sox, In A Batting Slump (2.3 Runs/Game Over The Last Week), Face Blue Jays

On Sunday, the Red Sox knocked out four hits in their first five plate appearances against the Rays. For the rest of the game, they reverted to form, going 2-for-28 (with one walk), and lost 5-2.

The Red Sox (7-9) have lost four of their last five games and will now face Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (.351/.409/.649) and his tied-for-first-place Blue Jays for four games.

Starting Pitchers:

Tonight: Nate Eovaldi / José Berríos, 7 PM ET
Tuesday: Nick Pivetta / Kevin Gausman, 7 PM ET
Wednesday: Michael Wacha / Ross Stripling, 7 PM ET
Thursday: Garrett Whitlock / Alek Manoah, 3 PM ET

The Red Sox will be without pitchers Tanner Houck and Kutter Crawford for the Toronto series. Both  unvaccinated players have been placed on the restricted list and will not be paid or accrue service time. Tyler Danish has been called up to replace Crawford.

Over their last seven games, the Red Sox have scored only 16 runs (2.3 per game), including three runs or fewer in all but one of those contests. Runs by game since April 17: 3, 2, 1, 2, 4, 2, 2. Over that span, the team is hitting .217/.262/.302. The pitching has been decent (3.59 ERA), averaging 4.1 runs per game. (Overall this season, Boston is averaging 3.6 runs per game.)

The Red Sox need to start hitting (and scoring runs), but it also wouldn't hurt if they didn't have to contend with asshat umpires. On Sunday, Boston led 2-0 in the bottom of the fifth, but the Rays had the bases loaded (thanks to two walks and a HBP) with one out. Ryan Brasier came in from the pen and, on an 0-2 count to Ji-Man Choi, threw Pitch #4.

Plate umpire Ryan Wills clearly blew what should have been a strike three call, giving the Red Sox a second out. Vazquez stood up to catch the pitch, but a competent umpire should be able to deal with that distraction. Instead, Choi continued to bat and hit the next pitch for a game-tying double. A groundout gave the Rays a 3-2 lead. And they won 5-2.