Bubba: "Now Aubrey, do you jack off a lot on the road, like when you're not with your wife."
Huff: "It's all I do. It's all I do. You guys have no idea how much downtime there is in baseball. You wake up from a hangover about 1 o'clock."
Producer shouts: "In the afternoon?"
Huff: "Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I'm horny, when I'm hungover, I'm horny. So I'm just gonna beat off. And that's all I do."
I attended this game with my GF. I tried to explain to her how funny the incident was...but I didn't really break through. She's a baseball agnositic. Glad the rest of the world saw it, too!
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Caught this on Sportscenter (or Baseball Tonight ... can't remember which) on ESPN and laughed my ass off for a good 15 minutes.
It's a great video, but the MFYs won, so any true schadenfreude is dampened.
Highlight of my morning so far.
I've really like Aubrey Huff ever since that stuff about how much he masturbates when he's on the road.
Fenway fans erupt after Celtics' game-winning shot and scare Pat Burrell.!
Huff with Bubba the Love Sponge, November 2007:
Bubba: "Now Aubrey, do you jack off a lot on the road, like when you're not with your wife."
Huff: "It's all I do. It's all I do. You guys have no idea how much downtime there is in baseball. You wake up from a hangover about 1 o'clock."
Producer shouts: "In the afternoon?"
Huff: "Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I'm horny, when I'm hungover, I'm horny. So I'm just gonna beat off. And that's all I do."
Aubrey Huff has won the hears of people everywhere, including the rest of MLB, I'm guessing.
I attended this game with my GF. I tried to explain to her how funny the incident was...but I didn't really break through. She's a baseball agnositic. Glad the rest of the world saw it, too!
You can just watch it on mlb.com. Any highlight from any game is pretty much in that game's story.
Direct link.
Hey Redsock , I figure if anyone knows you do.Where is Pedro Martinez?
Stalking Sandra Bullock?
United Press International reports he is still pitching for the Red Sox -- indeed, he was credited with the team's most recent win.
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I assume he's working out, hoping some team calls and takes a flyer. He was asking for $5 this year.
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