January 6, 2018

NESN: Hire This Man. Now.

I complain a lot about NESN's presentation of Red Sox games.

That is because there is a lot to complain about.

But today I offer a solution: Hire Ray Hudson. The magic starts at 0:13.
Hudson really likes Lionel Messi, and his reaction here actually matches Messi's otherworldly play:
Watch this hesitation – right there. Three players inside a telephone box and he don't care. He emasculates them individually, collectively. He literally disperses his atoms inside of his body on one side of this defender, and then collects them on the other.
In some alternate universe, this guy called David Ortiz's 2004 heroics (and Flo's many subsequent walkoff glories). Spending eternity in that universe would not be bad.


Dr. Jeff said...

"Cool as the seeds inside the cucumber."

Kathryn said...

Now that will bring a smile to your face. Love it!