March 16, 2008

"Your drag bunt shows off your speeeed, but homers are what you waaaaaaant"

This is brilliant.
Stuck Inside Mom's Basement With the Spreadsheet Blues Again

... Now the trainer gave me two cures,
Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was lidocaine,
The other was just a vitamin.
An' like a fool I mixed them
The swelling was not sublime,
My butt's just getting uglier
An' I may have to do some time.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be Stuck Inside Mom's Basement With the Spreadsheet Blues Again
If only this came with an audio recording.
(found via shysterball)

In 2004, I did a short Dylan post, which I think has held up quite well.

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